discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.