I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.