I don't usually arrange sex via text message
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault