dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie