I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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