I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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