I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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