it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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