He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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