im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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