I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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