Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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