You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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