your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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