Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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