I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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