before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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