it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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