i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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