I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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