I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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