are you still at the devil's house?
vagina is talking i cant
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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