I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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