I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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