I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Text me some of your sweat
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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