im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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