You really coming over, don't trick.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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