I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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