Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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