Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and i looked up. we had an audience...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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