did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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