Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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