dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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