New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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