yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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