I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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