Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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