16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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