Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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