3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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