I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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