I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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