i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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