Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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