it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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