She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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