My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Your dad touched me again.
this boner is exhausting
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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