thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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