so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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