that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize