Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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