dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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