you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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