Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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