You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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