Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i think my cat just said my name.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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